Sunday, May 29, 2011

GOING TO THE TOILET

IF I HAD A SHRINK, HE WOULD TELL ME TO PUT DOWN WORDS ABOUT MY FRUSTRATION ON THE 21ST CENTURY’S SOCIAL NETWORK BRAGGING!


These are my RULES!


1. VIP? Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, The Queen, Brad Pitt, Lady Gaga, Anna Wintour and so on. They are allowed to tell what they had for breakfast and where they are heading of the simple reason that their friends/followers CARE! They are people representing our TIME OF LIVING ON THE PLANET!

2. If you feel the need to expose your life, the need to UNDRESS IT, it’s evidence on lack of people in your life giving you SELF DECLARATION, VERIFICATION AND FEEDBACK. IT’S HUMULIATING.

3. It‘s pretentious. FAÇADE IS NOT INTERESTING. People of 2011 want REAL stories.

4. TECHNOLOGY IS AS FASHION - A CONSTANT ROLLER COASTER. It develops and changes IN A SECOND. It’s good to be in harmony with it, but don’t be NAIVE. New technology is prior to the HUMAN MIND. We don’t always know how to TREAT IT RIGHT UNTIL A DECADE AFTER IT’S RELEASED.

5. Mothers telling where they are HEADING WITH THEIR CHILDREN and revealing babies private facts IS THE WORSTE I SEE! TERRIBLE! IT’S BEING NAIVE, as well as underrating technology!

6. ULTRASOUND IMAGES? WHY DON’T YOU SHOW ME YOUR VAGINA AS WELL! IT’S AS PERSONAL AS IT GETS! ONLY TO BE SHARED WITH OUR DEARESTS!

7. Use the social network for what it’s worth. PROMOTE YOUR COMPANY, DON’T
PROMOTE YOURSELF.

8. YOUR HUNGOVER IS NEVER DYNAMIC INFORMATION!

9. It’s a PRIVILEGE to live a materialistic life. To travel and see the world, eat great food and buy shoes. You can SHARE, BUT NOT SPLURGE. IT’S NOT A MATTER OF COURSE FOR EVERYONE!

10. Social networking is the GREATEST invention as an ABROAD STUDENT. I APPRECIATE TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH OLD FRIENDS!






UKari

3 comments:

  1. enig!! du e såååå flink te å skriv :D æ e imponert! <3

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  2. lord. naann har PMS! haha neida, du har rett i det du skriv, men arg - det e du. xoxo your roomie

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